EOM: First of all it’s a great pleasure to meet you. We’ve waited a long time to interview you and it truly is a great pleasure. JB: I know EOM: So let’s jump right in. To us you represent exactly what our publication is all about, manhood and being a man and the essence of…
I recently caught up with Austin Horn, one of Canada’s up and coming Olympic distance athletes. Austin trains with the National Triathlon Senior High Performance training squad based in Victoria, BC. He is 21 years old and currently studying Philosophy at the University of Victoria. His goal is to eventually pursue a law degree. He…
JB: Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet? SH: No that’s my real hair JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it. JB: Oh wow, that really is…
SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously? You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME! The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem? Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…
JB: Hey I just got this package from you but there must be some mistake Shimano: Yes, we sent you a package JB: Yeah but did you check it before you sent it? Shimano: Yes, what do you mean? JB: I mean, did you check and see what you were actually sending to me? Shimano:…
Hulk: Hey Jazz, you got a minute? JB: Yeah, sure thing Hulk, what’s up Hulk: I just don’t seem to connect that well with people these days. I mean I used to really hit it off with everyone but now people just avoid me for some reason JB: Uh huh….. Hulk: And I can’t seem…
JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…
SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…
Woman: What the hell are you doing in here? This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman: Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!
JB: Hey Batman, what’s up? What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day. I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south. I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here. Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit. Shit man, you even…