A recent conversation I had with Stephen Harper
JB: Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet?
SH: No that’s my real hair
JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet
SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it.
JB: Oh wow, that really is your hair. That’s just creepy.
SH: Is that all you came over for?
JB: Yup, just wanted to find out for sure. We had a pool going and I just lost $50.
SH: You had a pool going on whether my hair was real?
SH: And you bet on my hair actually being a helmet?
JB: Ummm, yeah.
SH: Wow, that’s not really what I would call “being a good friend”
JB: Oh don’t be so serious about it, you have to admit that it looks hilarious
SH: Yeah I guess you’re right.
JB: Pals for life?
SH: Pals for life!