A recent conversation I had with a woman

Dear Blog, It’s me again.  I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit.  We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company.  Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never…

JB:  Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet? SH: No that’s my real hair JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it. JB: Oh wow, that really is…

Dear Blog, Please take me back.  I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter.  She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere.  She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …

SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…

EOM: First of all it’s a great pleasure to meet you. We’ve waited a long time to interview you and it truly is a great pleasure. JB: I know EOM: So let’s jump right in. To us you represent exactly what our publication is all about, manhood and being a man and the essence of…

Dear Blog, I’ve discovered Twitter.  We’re breaking up. Love Jasper