A recent conversation I had with a woman
Woman: What the hell are you doing in here? This is the Ladies washroom you creep
JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry.
Woman: Were you peeing in the sink?
JB: Oh, that’s a sink?
Woman: Get out you jerk!!
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