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JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…

SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…

Woman:  What the hell are you doing in here?  This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman:  Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!

SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously?  You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME!  The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem?  Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…

Dear Blog, It’s me again.  I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit.  We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company.  Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never…

Dear Blog, Please take me back.  I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter.  She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere.  She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …