It’s me again. I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit. We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company. Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never says more than 140 letters at a time including spaces…..I know, I know, it’s a totally bizarre way to communicate but between you and me I think she is a few fries short of a happy meal.
Hopefully you can learn to accept these new living arrangements but again, i will stress that you really do not have any choice in the matter.