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Dear Blog, Please take me back.  I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter.  She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere.  She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …

JB: Hey I just got this package from you but there must be some mistake Shimano: Yes, we sent you a package JB: Yeah but did you check it before you sent it? Shimano: Yes, what do you mean? JB: I mean, did you check and see what you were actually sending to me? Shimano:…

SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously?  You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME!  The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem?  Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…

JB: Hey Batman, what’s up?  What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day.  I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south.  I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here.  Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit.  Shit man, you even…

Hulk: Hey Jazz, you got a minute? JB: Yeah, sure thing Hulk, what’s up Hulk: I just don’t seem to connect that well with people these days.  I mean I used to really hit it off with everyone but now people just avoid me for some reason JB: Uh huh….. Hulk: And I can’t seem…

Dear Blog, It’s me again.  I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit.  We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company.  Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never…