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Hulk: Hey Jazz, you got a minute? JB: Yeah, sure thing Hulk, what’s up Hulk: I just don’t seem to connect that well with people these days.  I mean I used to really hit it off with everyone but now people just avoid me for some reason JB: Uh huh….. Hulk: And I can’t seem…

Dear Blog, It’s me again.  I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit.  We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company.  Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never…

JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…

SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…

Woman:  What the hell are you doing in here?  This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman:  Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!

EOM: First of all it’s a great pleasure to meet you. We’ve waited a long time to interview you and it truly is a great pleasure. JB: I know EOM: So let’s jump right in. To us you represent exactly what our publication is all about, manhood and being a man and the essence of…