Dear Blog

JB:  Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet? SH: No that’s my real hair JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it. JB: Oh wow, that really is…

Dear Blog, Please take me back.  I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter.  She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere.  She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …

JB: Hey Batman, what’s up?  What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day.  I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south.  I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here.  Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit.  Shit man, you even…

SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously?  You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME!  The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem?  Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…

JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…

Woman:  What the hell are you doing in here?  This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman:  Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!