Dear Blog

Dear Blog, It’s me again.  I know it’s going to be a bit awkward but I’m hoping you won’t mind if Twitter comes to live with us for a bit.  We can treat it like a fun experiment, you know, kind of like Three’s Company.  Don’t worry, she doesn’t say much, in fact she never…

JB: Hey Batman, what’s up?  What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day.  I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south.  I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here.  Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit.  Shit man, you even…

EOM: First of all it’s a great pleasure to meet you. We’ve waited a long time to interview you and it truly is a great pleasure. JB: I know EOM: So let’s jump right in. To us you represent exactly what our publication is all about, manhood and being a man and the essence of…

Dear Blog, Please take me back.  I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter.  She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere.  She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …

JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…

SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously?  You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME!  The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem?  Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…