Dear Blog
Dear Blog,
I’ve discovered Twitter. We’re breaking up.
Love Jasper
Dear Blog,
I’ve discovered Twitter. We’re breaking up.
Love Jasper
JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…
SJ: Dude is that your cell phone? JB: Yeah SJ: You’re using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah SJ: Seriously? You’re actually using the harp ring tone? JB: Yeah, what’s the problem? SJ: THAT IS SO LAME! The harp ring tone was made for sissy’s, what’s your problem? Are you a sissy? JB: Wow…….gee Steve,…
SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…
JB: Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet? SH: No that’s my real hair JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it. JB: Oh wow, that really is…
I recently caught up with Austin Horn, one of Canada’s up and coming Olympic distance athletes. Austin trains with the National Triathlon Senior High Performance training squad based in Victoria, BC. He is 21 years old and currently studying Philosophy at the University of Victoria. His goal is to eventually pursue a law degree. He…
Woman: What the hell are you doing in here? This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman: Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!