Dear Blog
Dear Blog,
I’ve discovered Twitter. We’re breaking up.
Love Jasper
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Dear Blog
Dear Blog, Please take me back. I’ve realized that there really is not much depth to twitter. She only wants short conversations that don’t really go anywhere. She seems only interested in the trivial things I do during the day and if I talk too much she cuts me off which is kind of rude. …
A recent conversation I had with Batman
JB: Hey Batman, what’s up? What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day. I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south. I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here. Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit. Shit man, you even…
A recent conversation I had in my head while getting a Saudi massage
JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…
A recent conversation I had with Superman
SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…
Austin Horn and the Primal Life
I recently caught up with Austin Horn, one of Canada’s up and coming Olympic distance athletes. Austin trains with the National Triathlon Senior High Performance training squad based in Victoria, BC. He is 21 years old and currently studying Philosophy at the University of Victoria. His goal is to eventually pursue a law degree. He…
A recent conversation I had with a woman
Woman: What the hell are you doing in here? This is the Ladies washroom you creep JB: Uhhhh, oh yeah….sorry. Woman: Were you peeing in the sink? JB: Oh, that’s a sink? Woman: Get out you jerk!!