A recent conversation I had with a woman

JB: Ok, so he was a pretty big dude but this looks legit JB: never had to wear a towel before usually just pop under the sheet Massage Therapist: sir, yes please, towel sir, no tight JB: Umm, uhh, oh Massage Therapist: Like this, like this JB: Ah, ah, ummm yup, yup I’m definitely naked,…

Hulk: Hey Jazz, you got a minute? JB: Yeah, sure thing Hulk, what’s up Hulk: I just don’t seem to connect that well with people these days.  I mean I used to really hit it off with everyone but now people just avoid me for some reason JB: Uh huh….. Hulk: And I can’t seem…

JB:  Ok Steve, be straight with me, is that really your hair or is it some kind of helmet? SH: No that’s my real hair JB: Dude, don’t be shittin with me, that has to be a helmet SH: No man, for real, this is my hair, feel it. JB: Oh wow, that really is…

JB: Hey Batman, what’s up?  What are you doing here? BM: Man, I had the worst day.  I had one of those days where everything just seemed to go south.  I’m so depressed! JB: Dude, you’re bringing us all down here.  Why don’t you start by taking off that ridiculous outfit.  Shit man, you even…

SM: Jazz, I need to talk, it’s about Lois. JB: Yeah, what’s up? SM: I’m sensing some distance, it’s like she’s just not that into me anymore JB: Dude, I hate to break it to you but she’s been married to another guy for over 4 years SM: Yeah so what’s your point? JB: She…

Dear Blog, I’ve discovered Twitter.  We’re breaking up. Love Jasper