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Random Picture

jasperblake — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 02:26:37 +0000

This was taken on top of Mt. Cain on Vancouver island a couple years ago. It’s just a random picture i found but it reminded me of how awesome winter is. It is completely irrelevant to anything that is going on presently.

Riding Camels with Ross Taylor- Abu Dhabi

jasperblake — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 03:13:07 +0000

…….ross watch out for that camel toe!!

Top 10 Air Canada Super Elite Benefits

jasperblake — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 18:56:59 +0000

I recently achieved Air Canada’s Super Elite Status on account of being awesome. Much to my surprise I learned there were some benefits I was not aware of.

Top 10 Air Canada Super Elite Status privileges you may not have heard about

Not only are there no bike box fees, when you get to your destination your bike has better components on it and new bar tape.
You no longer have to be a mile up to join the mile high club. For flights up to 4 hours you only have to be 1000m up and for really short haul flights like from Victoria to Vancouver you can feel free to have sex in the isles during take off and landing
You no longer have to get up to go the bathroom, the flight attendants will bring you a diaper.
If you decide to use the lavatory the flight attendants are required to applaud upon your exit in celebration of what you just did in there.
There is no jet lag when flying super elite.
Chuck Norris has super elite status
If you are flying to a foreign country, when you arrive you will be able to speak the language fluently
You can try on the life jackets during the flight…..and inflate them
Super Elite status has been scientifically proven to cause an increase in your spouses attraction to you. Too bad you can’t benefit fully from it on account of always being on a plane.
They start naming planes after you.

I got my wife a new shirt

jasperblake — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:19:34 +0000

Andrew MacNaughton

jasperblake — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:34:06 +0000

has a goatee

He’s got my vote—-dear oh dear

jasperblake — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:26:52 +0000

Stealing Countries

jasperblake — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:19:14 +0000

Tarp Surfing- Awesome

jasperblake — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:09:16 +0000

Mid-Life Crisis

jasperblake — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:26:29 +0000

I’ve come to the conclusion that my mid-life crisis need for a massive pick up truck can only be satisfied by the Ford F-250 Super Chief Concept truck- Hydrogen Fueled-I must have it (and i want the sound track)

Although this would also do

Man in a Can

jasperblake — Fri, 28 May 2010 02:35:35 +0000

This is 7SYSTEMS President Martin Rydlo doing the Sporting Life 10km in the 7SYSTEMS cannister. Talk about taking one for the team…..i nearly wet myself…awesome!