Archive for the ‘Absolutely Ridiculous’ Category

Random Picture

Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

This was taken on top of Mt. Cain on Vancouver island a couple years ago.  It’s just a random picture i found but it reminded me of how awesome winter is.  It is completely irrelevant to anything that is going on presently.

 

Riding Camels with Ross Taylor- Abu Dhabi

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

…….ross watch out for that camel toe!!

Top 10 Air Canada Super Elite Benefits

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

I recently achieved Air Canada’s Super Elite Status on account of being awesome.  Much to my surprise I learned there were some benefits I was not aware of.

Top 10 Air Canada Super Elite Status privileges you may not have heard about

  1. Not only are there no bike box fees, when you get to your destination your bike has better components on it and new bar tape.
  2. You no longer have to be a mile up to join the mile high club.  For flights up to 4 hours you only have to be 1000m up and for really short haul flights like from Victoria to Vancouver you can feel free to have sex in the isles during take off and landing
  3. You no longer have to get up to go the bathroom, the flight attendants will bring you a diaper.
  4. If you decide to use the lavatory the flight attendants are required to applaud upon your exit in celebration of what you just did in there.
  5. There is no jet lag when flying super elite.
  6. Chuck Norris has super elite status
  7. If you are flying to a foreign country, when you arrive you will be able to speak the language fluently
  8. You can try on the life jackets during the flight…..and inflate them
  9. Super Elite status has been scientifically proven to cause an increase in your spouses attraction to you.  Too bad you can’t benefit fully from it on account of always being on a plane.
  10. They start naming planes after you.

I got my wife a new shirt

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Andrew MacNaughton

Monday, January 10th, 2011

has a goatee

He’s got my vote—-dear oh dear

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Stealing Countries

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Tarp Surfing- Awesome

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Mid-Life Crisis

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

I’ve come to the conclusion that my mid-life crisis need for a massive pick up truck can only be satisfied by the Ford F-250 Super Chief Concept truck- Hydrogen Fueled-I must have it (and i want the sound track)

Although this would also do

Man in a Can

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

This is 7SYSTEMS President Martin Rydlo doing the Sporting Life 10km in the 7SYSTEMS cannister.  Talk about taking one for the team…..i nearly wet myself…awesome!